Archive for the ‘what the’ Category
Charge filed in connection with man who died having horse sex
Thursday, December 1st, 2005The prosecutor’s office says no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses.
Nothing more needs to be said…
School Blames Myspace for teenage idiocy on the internet, news at 11!
Monday, November 7th, 2005“About mid morning today we were able to confirm that the web site ‘MySpace-dot-com’ allowed several students to post threatening messages on it’s web site, messages threatening Warren High School,” Pascual Gonzales of the Northside School District said. “This message said two boys were planning to show up at school with guns.”
Yep, some idiots posted on myspace they we’re gonna show up at school with guns. And what happened?
“The vast majority of students either didn’t come to school, or came to school and went home out of fear.”
Cool, so they care about their lives, and didn’t show up instead of just reporting it when they saw it. Great.
Gonzales said Northside officials will also hold MySpace-dot-com “accountable.”"It just seems to me that if you put up a public web site, and you allow students, teeangers, minors to post their thoughts and ideas, and not monitor it in an adult manner, you are asking for trouble,” Gonzales said. “This particular web site has been a pain for all Bexar County schools for a long time now, and it just seems that the owners of MySpace-dot-com should be held accountable.”
Yes, if you start a public website, because people are going to start a private one! Oh and monitor it. We don’t care that you have better things to do like fix bugs (ok ok this is myspace, I know thats not happening), add features, and help users. We want you to check every single message posted!
Myspace already allows users to report inappropiate content via their website. If anyone reported this and they didn’t notify the school, fine, they have some fault, although I don’t know if they are legally required to notify them, since many times people say things on the internet just to be tough. But as crappy as myspace is, they can not be expected to monitor every single thing going on on the website, their users should maybe grow some brains and report what doesn’t seem right.
Man’s ex glues his privates and buttox
Friday, November 4th, 2005Reading through the internet news like a timewaster I am, I came across this today. A man’s ex invited him over to rekindle their friendship, then when he fell asleep (Why was he sleeping over in the first place?):
Slaby said O’Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.
Then came the nail polish.
Slaby claimed O’Toole dumped it all over his head.
Then came the nail polish.
Slaby claimed O’Toole dumped it all over his head.
Seriously, what is up with that? This lady is one retarded lady. But it gets even more retarded:
O’Toole’s attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple — acts that he agreed to — incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.
Seriously, who can be *that* Kinky? If you are, don’t hit on me, thanks.