Man's ex glues his privates and buttox
Reading through the internet news like a timewaster I am, I came across this today. A man's ex invited him over to rekindle their friendship, then when he fell asleep (Why was he sleeping over in the first place?):
Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.
Then came the nail polish.
Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.
Then came the nail polish.
Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head.
Seriously, what is up with that? This lady is one retarded lady. But it gets even more retarded:
O'Toole's attorney said this was part of routine sexual activity between the couple -- acts that he agreed to -- incidents that should have stayed in the bedroom.
Seriously, who can be *that* Kinky? If you are, don't hit on me, thanks.
Comments
hahhaha that is so flippin' funni
Posted by: Anonymous | February 4, 2006 01:06 AM